It's Friday the 13th.

I cross my fingers for good luck.

I carefully place my rabbits foot in my pocket.

I put on my 4 leaf clover necklace,

and walk out the door.

A Black Cat crosses my path,

as I walk under the neighbors ladder.

I mirror shatter into a million pieces.

Salt spills across my table at lunch.

Today just isn't my lucky day.

Today is my favorite holiday

Not the 14th of Saturday

Or the 12th of Thursday

And it's also my birthday

This day I claim

Gave me my infamous name

In the horror hall of fame

And horny teenagers to maim

No bloody bodies are found

Anywhere near my campground

Come celebrate my favorite holiday

I'll be right behind you and say

"CH CH CH AH AH AH"