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Things you can say about your cellphone, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend.
Ended May 5, 2016 • 80 Entries • Created by Harry_Situation
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Things you can say about your cellphone, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend.
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DaveK in Comedy
246 reads

Yup.

It can't take a very hard bang.

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Things you can say about your cellphone, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend.
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dadikus in Comedy
194 reads

Features

HOW -- do I turn off auto-correct?!?

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Things you can say about your cellphone, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend.
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dMarie in Comedy
166 reads

Raincoat

Encased in rubber it lasts longer.

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Things you can say about your cellphone, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend.
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JVolante in Comedy
221 reads

Dirty minds!

I often lick the front, followed by some vigorous rubbing, to keep it luscious.

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Things you can say about your cellphone, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend.
Cover image for post Untitled, by Yen
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Yen in Comedy
231 reads

At least the battery lasts longer.

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Things you can say about your cellphone, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend.
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B27321 in Comedy
518 reads

Money Back

It's Cheap

& Cracked

& Has

No Back

#B27321

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Things you can say about your cellphone, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend.
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sandflea68 in Comedy
154 reads

Exposed

You shouldn't take that out at the dinner table while my parents are here.

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Things you can say about your cellphone, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend.
sunsnotshining in Comedy
196 reads

my phone does, my boyfriend doesn’t.

My phone can last longer than an hour.

My phone knows what I like.

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Things you can say about your cellphone, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend.
Cover image for post Sore Eyes, by HauntedEquinox
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HauntedEquinox in Comedy
140 reads

Sore Eyes

Drop it on my face in bed and I'll scream. 

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DJP in Comedy
176 reads

Might as well be a Nokia

I pay extra monthly for this thing; still doesn't do what it said it would.

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