Knowing you, Carli, you are probably wearing very stretchy
leggings and a T-shirt. I know you are DEFINITELY not in jeans because the memory of you wearing jeans still lingers in my mind. You were hilariously waddling like a penguin!!!
Considering how I don't know your age or gender, I'm not going to go with my naughtier thoughts and guess Sponge Bob Squarepants pajamas with white socks.