I'm going to fall back on my years of experience, my vast depository of knowledge, my oneness with the universe and say....clothes.

Knowing you, Carli, you are probably wearing very stretchy

leggings and a T-shirt. I know you are DEFINITELY not in jeans because the memory of you wearing jeans still lingers in my mind. You were hilariously waddling like a penguin!!!

Considering how I don't know your age or gender, I'm not going to go with my naughtier thoughts and guess Sponge Bob Squarepants pajamas with white socks.