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Sin entered my mind,and cinnamon entered by bloodstream,when I took a bite out of that apple pie.
The way she smiled,when she gave me my order,with her seductive uniformed smile.
I found out later her name was Ellen Veronica Esteves.
Initials EVE.coincidence?
I don't take notice of those things.Its not like i always go to olive garden,looking for that slippery olive garden snake.
It was weird because I didn't order the pie,and why was she smiling that way.
What a surprise,when I found the pie.
I looked at my bill,it looked normal I gave her a twenty,I got back $6.66.
That seems right.
In the beginning she was normal.
We'd hang out,do regular couple stuff.
One morning though it got strange.
I wasn't feeling my self and she said to me,you're not looking Mchappy,do you need a Mchug?
This continued for days.
Finally I sat her down,and asked her about all the Mcrazy talk.
She told me that management not only wanted her to look the part but act the part.
And that each employee had a role to play.
The angry guy at the drive thru window.
The withdrawn cleaner.
The sympathetic manager,and so on.
She told me there was an opening for an assistant manager,because the last assistant manager cracked up.
Multiple personality.
They usually arise from pressures of doing all sorts of tasks and taking on responsibilities beyond their capacity.
Assistant managers then tend to withdraw and inhale all the pressures forced upon them.
Accumulating different personalities used on the job.
I guess what I'm saying,is that if i want myself and the employees to remain Mchappy and Mcsane,we should always return what we did not order.
It makes things go alot more smoother.
By no means,did i mean to belittle mental illness,I have some close friends who struggle with it.