Merry Christmas It’s Christmas time again Merry Christmas

See how low the temperatures will get— this year-

Or maybe it’ll be a December to remember~ unlike any other~ ‘Why?’ You ask. I’ll tell you why…O it’s because December is the most busiest time of the year, for us who work at the north pole that is..we have to get so many toys ready….for all the boys & girls around the world *sighs* but you know what for this year us elves are going on a STRIKE yes…*claps hands*…*stomps feet*...We are going on a STRIKE. So, Dear Mr. Santa Claus we would like to get all our bags, and head to the Bahamas, maybe, for our own little Christmas vacation. Thanks. We will not need to confirm with you for that at this time. We’ve already bought our vacay tickets. Sorry, eh not. Anywho, we promise not to leave you alone. We trained a bunch of gnomes, and we think they’d be fit for the job of: hanging red stockings along the fireplace in a spot where they will not burn, making your favorite Christmas swirly chocolate chip treats just the way Martha Stewart taught us how to, and getting the sleigh ready for the BIG day (sending presents to all the kids around the world). Farewell for now to one and all at the North Pole. We elves will be going on a much needed festive holiday this year! Merry Christmas P.S. Someone please remind the gnomes that Rudolph will not be guiding Santa’s sleigh. We installed a GPS for him that works like magick. Merry Christmas

#MerryChristmas ©️ (^o^) Wednesday, 13th December , 2023.

Remember... yo! the party you weren't invited

by the Ghost of Christmas Passed

Remember... yo! the girlfriend who ghosted you

as the Ghost of Christmas Lament

Remember... yo! your sister's boyfriend

who moved in as the Ghost of Christmas Moocher

Remember... yo! mind your face ya mo'fo

when you meet by chance under the cameltoe

Remember... yo! the bells that jingle

under that lecherous Mr. Kringle

Remember... yo! Carolers came

so you slammed the door when they sang so lame

Remember... yo! pathetic Christmas tree

that burned down yo house for me

Yo! I remember each one each year

that brings me nothin' but insincere

Yo! time to get n'other day for me

What's this menorah thing I see?

Posting last verse only - you know how it goes.

On the twelfth day of Christmas the two bad cats agreed

to sleep in the manger,

dance the nutcracker,

take brother’s cookies,

unstring the lights,

unravel stockings,

drink Mama’s eggnog,

jingle bells all night!

Open Christmas cards,

tie up the dog,

unwrap some presents,

and hide in the Christmas tree!

dashing Through the store

customers stopping you along the way-

They all ask questions more!

where is that today?

Nothing is where I can find it

Theres too many people in here!

I can’t get through these own damn i

Now I want to swear!

oh jingle bells

retail smells

were all really broke-

have to get through Christmas Day

trying not to have a stroke

jingle bells retail smells

I work for

minimum wage!

I don’t get paid enough for this-

but I’ve got bills to pay!

wishing that I could leave

but again I’m really broke

working Christmas Eve

debating if I should go!

jingle bells

retail smells

I hope my shift ends soon-

I really want to go get drunk

Ill be out getting drunk past noon!

merry christmas!

Joy to the world? The time has come!

To receive many things;

Let every wallet make more room

And the cash registers ring

And the cash registers ring

And profit and profit and pointless bling

Joy to the world? Eating too much!

Let men their bellies fill;

Turkeys, geese, ham, in pot, on plate

In the millions

In the millions,

In the, in the millions.

As we finish singing another song, I exclaim, “Hark! The Herald Angels Sing. Do You Hear What I Hear?"

“Angels We Have Heard on High,” Herbie said. And I Wonder as I Wander if he really wanted to say, while high.

"Children, Go Where I Send Thee," Carol said as she turned toward the children who joined us just so they could sing Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, which was coming up next. “Especially you, Little Drummer Boy. Go stand next to the girl with the Silver Bells.”

“This isn’t my First Noel,” replied the snarky little boy.

“Go Tell It on the Mountain," Carol muttered under her breath. “But, young man, don’t you want to bring Joy to the World with your talent? You might be lucky enough to have something Christmasy named after you like I did. Ever hear of a Christmas Carol? Those songs were named after ME! I’m Carol!”

The little girl with the Jingle Bells looked up in awe at Carol. “Are you Carol of the Bells, too?” she gushed. “I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day last year." She prattled on, “My name is Gretel Tannenbaum. What will they name after me?”

"O Holy Night," Herbie cussed to himself. “Look,” he said so everyone, even those Away in a Manger, could hear, “if we’re gonna finish before it’s too late, like before It Came Upon the Midnight Clear, let’s get the children singing. In the meantime, us geezers can Rest You Merry, Gentlemen. We’re all looking forward to going home to get the Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire."

“Herbie’s right,” I agreed. “Come All Ye Faithful and sing loud enough for the Beautiful Star of Bethlehem, Pennsylvania to hear us!”

It was late December 20 the 4th

when they zeroed in,

Seventeen o'nine, Military Time

in a Year undefined...

When the Aliens finally came

for the Holidays! Oh yay!

Across the galaxies

with blinking lights

and cone shaped flight

and colorful vapor trails

in ribbons, unpackaging

everywhere...

making their presents

forever, known

under the Evergreens

Lo! that was then and this is how:

Time Traveling with the Aliens,

for the Holidays!

for the Holidays!

with good cheer

& without fear!

Oh! yes, the Night the Aliens came

came down to celebrate

the Savior born again

on Christmas day

a modern miracle

& a merry new

tradition--

for the World!

The Aliens,

They sang:

Chit chit chambong in Major G

and raised something pale fluorescent

in elongated vial, a-plenty, for all

Ching ching!

Paul, James, Mary and John, all said

it tasted fine, the Alien wine

and the whole gathering cheered:

Here! here!

Aliens dear,

Time Traveling for the Holidays!

O! The Night the Aliens came to

celebrate!

We say:

A Very Merry Christmas!

and...

Many Happy returns Next---

this time last year!

Time Traveling with the Aliens,

for the Holidays!

for the Holidays!

with good cheer

& without fear!

with good cheer

& without fear!

with good cheer

& without fear!

12.14.2023

New Holiday Song Classic challenge @Last

Verse 1) In a world wrapped in snow, where the firelight glows, There's a magic in the air, as the Christmas spirit grows. Underneath the mistletoe, hearts full of glee, It's the season of love, for you and for me.

(Chorus) Jingle bells are ringing, snowflakes gently fall, A choir of angels singing, joy for one and all. In this winter wonderland, dreams take flight, Merry Christmas, dear friend, on this holy night.

(Verse 2) Through the streets of cheer, with laughter and delight, Families and friends, sharing love so bright. The scent of cinnamon, the warmth of a hug, It's a season of giving, wrapped in love like a snug.

(Chorus) Jingle bells are ringing, snowflakes gently fall, A choir of angels singing, joy for one and all. In this winter wonderland, dreams take flight, Merry Christmas, dear friend, on this holy night.

(Bridge) Twinkling lights on every tree, a gift for you, a gift for me, As we gather 'round the fire's glow, let the Christmas spirit overflow.

(Verse 3) Santa's sleigh up high, reindeer on the run, Children's dreams taking flight, oh, what fun! The North Star shining bright, guiding the way, To a world of love and joy, on this special holiday.

(Chorus) Jingle bells are ringing, snowflakes gently fall, A choir of angels singing, joy for one and all. In this winter wonderland, dreams take flight, Merry Christmas, dear friend, on this holy night.

(Outro) So, let's cherish this moment, in the glow of the light, Wishing you peace and love, on this magical night. Merry Christmas to you, under the starry sky, May your heart be filled with joy, as the old year says goodbye.

[Fast Tempo]

Chorus:

Love came into this world

Just in time... with given will,

with a plan,

With salvation in mind.

He was birthed, He grew,

At 33 he died

on the cross

crucified for you and I.

[Slow Tempo]

Bridge:

I love that old cross

Happy Christmas to me

Year round and again,

Let's sing Jesus

and live joyously.

Chorus:

Love came into this world

Just in time... with given will,

with a plan,

With sal-va-tion in mind.

The winter outside is stifled,

The pyre ablaze, our survival.

Since weve no place to go

Reap and sew reap and sew reap and so..

We dont show signs of stoppin

We still mow down rainforests for loggin

An impact we dont yet know

Reap and sew reap and sew reap and so..

When fossil fuels do run dry

How we will hate going out anymore

Cause without any ozone sky

The suns rays will be way too warm!

The planet is slowly dyin'

And as a species we're not trying

To possibly ebb the flow

Reap and sew reap and sew reap and so..

The planet is slowly dyin'

And our dear resources drying'

Now we can't say we didnr knoŵ

Reap and sew ×3