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Bore Me
Write the most boring and lifeless paragraph you can write.
Ended April 15, 2020 • 18 Entries • Created by EvaSaffiya
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Thereisnospoon

Watching paint dry.

Did you know that when a water-based paint dries it first goes through two stages? 1.evaporation and 2. coalescence. The evaporation is when the liquids in the paint evaporate under normal atmospheric conditions namely namely air temperatures of 20ºC to 25ºC and 50% humidity. Coalescence is when a coherent film is formed so that when the evaporation of water causes the wet paint to shrink, the particles remaining are forced together in a process of mutual attraction and fuses together to form a polymer film.

So.........that’s always good to know.

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SleepySong

Colors and Shapes

Thee was a box. The box was brown, There was a circle. The circle was yellow. There was a star. The star was blue. The end.

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Terence_T

The polymerase chain reaction (PCR) is a process of gene amlification. First, a select gene is cut using restriction enzymes, then a comlementary strand is made and placed in a vial of polymerase and nucleotides like uracil, guanine, cytosine, thymine, and adenine. It assembles itself to millions of copies of genes (DNA fragments) that can be used in multiple situations: multiplying a cell product in order to mass roduce; amlifying gene proteins and enzymes; as well as for experiments carried on the lab.

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Write the most boring and lifeless paragraph you can write.
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ImPerFeCT

Boooorrriiinnng!!!

I see a paper with another paper, the paper with another paper has another paper on top. The paper with another paper with another paper has another paper on top. The paper with another paper with another paper with another paper has another paper on top. The paper with another paper with another paper with another paper with another paper has another paper on top. The paper with another paper with another paper with another paper with another paper with another paper has another paper on top. The paper with another paper with another paper with another paper with another paper with another paper with another paper has another paper on top. The paper with another paper with another paper with another paper with another paper with another paper with another paper with another paper has another paper on top.

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Write the most boring and lifeless paragraph you can write.
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CatSchooley

Drip.

Drop.

Drip.

Drop.

The car at the stop sign didn't stop. Didn't notice me until I could have touched it. I didn't flinch or jump, neither did the driver. It was slick out, rain had been coming down for weeks it felt like. Neither one of us were paying any attention to anything else, like everyone else. Head down, hoods up, umbrellas out. I sloshed through the puddles, no plan on where I would be going, just going. One foot. Two foot. Red foot. Blue foot.

Another car forgot to stop.

Drip.

Drop.

Drip.

Drop.

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Bore Me
Write the most boring and lifeless paragraph you can write.
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Are you bored yet? If not continue reading

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That should be enough for not. Bye

Boring

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Write the most boring and lifeless paragraph you can write.
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Prosper_C

I’ll tell you all a joke

There was a man who lived in a big house across the street. One day, as he was walking by, he saw a lady sitting with her legs crossed. He shouted at her, “Stop looking like my table spoon!”. She asked him “how do you mean?” he then replied, ”Because you are sitting with a spoon beside a table”.

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Write the most boring and lifeless paragraph you can write.
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CatCrazy0430

Challenge: Write the most boring and lifeless paragraph you can write.

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I am Groot

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TomLeah

Unsituated

General knowledge is the modern celebration of our Western attempts to dislocate meaning from any commitment, to use vague adjectives and fluffy adverbs to remove any life from my semantics. Life becomes the finite reduction of ourselves, the choices we make that close doors to difference and lock us in our characters. The uniform complexity of these sentences removes all rhythm, any pattern established becoming essentially meaningless with the pointless profusion of Latinate words. A great calm might come over you when we talk about freedom, and what greater freedom than the freedom from meaning? And such freedoms can be found in the platitudes of corporate business, such dismal appeals such as ‘just do it’ and ‘be yourself’. If you or I were rich I doubt we would need to find a website like this. But still we continue to write for faceless strangers, upselling and upvoting that which is most generic and loosest in context. Feel good for doing so, for being general, generic, unsituated.

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hollywrites77

Dummy The Bunny

Once upon a time there was this little rabbit who wasn’t quite as swift as his speedy little peers. They used to laugh and call him funny names, they wouldn’t let poor dummy, play in any bunny games.

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