Not sure why I want to hear fictions about me, but I am making it a challenge. All you have to do is make up whatever you want about me in a story, and submit it. Use my username @arctic. References to other posts I have written would be a genius addition.

Whoever can produce the most persuasive scribble on who is a great writer wins. Yes I am biased for myself and may or may not but probably will give extra points if the scribble is about me LOL have fun.