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Treewee
Hello. I am an **** year old male in ****** who likes cats, games (board, cards, and video games alike) sci-fi, and reading.
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Keltoon

Yoda

Do or do not there is no try,

Why did Yoda have to die?

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Porschemitchell

I'm stuck, I'm done, I've got writers block I've tried everything, I've hit my head with a tennis ball inside a sock, it connected with my brain with a mild "thok".

I came back all woozy, unable to walk. But I still had writers block.

I covered my skin in some dusty old chalk. I still had writers block.

I really did everything I could possibly dream. But I'm sorry, I still have writers block.

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KaiDeAwesome

The Typical Story

Once upon a time, there lived a [insert age here] [insert profession here] named [insert name here].

He lived in [insert town/city here], which was not a normal town/city because [insert interesting thing here].

Every day, [insert name here] would go to work, and he would meet a [young child/old man]. [He/She] would always tell him [insert warning here], but [insert name here] would always ignore [he/she].

Until one day, when [insert name here] was walking home, what the [young child/old man] had told him became true. [He/She] ran to where the [young child/old man] usually stood, but as he approached the spot, all he saw was a burn mark.

[He/She] ran home, never to be seen again. The morale of the story is: [insert morale here].

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Hedgehog4me

Trolls

Trolls,

How far are they willing to go,

Where will it end? Does anyone know?

The Internet,

So large and wide.

Opportunities made, ideas are spread.

Most will use it for good or for fun,

But others will use it to hurt or to hide.

YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook,

All have have great power over our lives.

And the trolls,

They just sneak and disguise.

Some times they may jump out and attack,

ruining a post, crashing a track.

Though they may be bad they can still change,

Make a good post, record a good track,

Even small things can make someone's day,

And the trolls... They don't need to take that away.

Challenge
Describe death in one word
NateStDude

Dead

Grim Reaper

Oops

My word is...

Dead

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MunchyQuazi

Geoffrey and Fredrick

“Look over there” said Geoffrey,

“Over where?” said Fredrick,

“Over there by the french doors."

“Oh!, I do belive that’s Dan Hookshier”

“Didn’t we say that we would attack him earlier”

“Of course we did."

“But, is was my idea”

“No! I do belive it was mine”

“Ha!, but I would know if it was your idea”

“Would you, now?”

“Yes, because I said it first”

“Oh, did you now?”

“Yes, I did."

“I think you’re lying”

“I most certainly take offense to that comment”

“I take offense to you taking offense to that comment”

RARARARRARARARARRARRARARARARARRARARARARAR

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MunchyQuazi

Puns 3 *sigh*

My Humanities teacher opens his mouth,

He speaks a bad story, with a terrible punch line,

This is my Ultimate reaction.

(._.')

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Porschemitchell

New days

people today are not humans, they’re hiding behind their screens, they’re choosing to be stuck at home, they think that their servants are their machines.

They sit on the couch watching tv, not a thought about their childhood dreams.

They think the world works for them, while they need to work for the world, they need to do their part, and you should always too.

The end.

Challenge
favorite movie and/or book quote...
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A

This Life or the Next

My name is

Maximus Decimus Meridius,

Commander of the Armies of the North,

General of the Felix Legions,

loyal servant to the true Emperor,

Marcus Aurelius,

father to a murdered son,

husband to a murdered wife,

and I will have my vengeance

in this life

or the next.

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MunchyQuazi

Puns 2 *sigh*

My Humanities teacher opens his mouth again,

He says a really bad joke,

This is my reaction

ಠ_ಠ

I am 21 years or older.