Am I the asshole
Am I the asshole for getting turned on by my patients? I 67 M get turned on my patients. Every day I go to work and see my patient Veronica. She is 15 F and is a porn star. She gets an STD test every week. One day when I was picking up some wood she comes in and I see she got breast implants. I dropped wood and got wood at the same time that day. I cover the boner by sitting down. She asked for her usual. So I grab my tools and start doing my thing. The next week she comes in and I get another boner. So I ask her out. Then she slaps me and shouts "EWW THATS GROSS DAD"
Am I the asshole?
The lost alpha
I am trotting and I see my pack leave me behind. Stupit David has taken my place as top ultra alpha super rare. Grrrrrr. I bark at them. BARK BARK. Then I roar. ROAARRRR. They don't come back. I decicde that I am now a hobby horse rider. NEEIGGHH. I rip the nearest tree out and throw it at the pack. I am to howl so much right now. I can't hold it in. AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH. I see shart my tail. I wag it off. It flings into a bird mouth. I decide to attack me. So I remeber the baddie training and squee that bird beetween my ass cheeks. I let out a stinky stanky musty crusty spicy fart and it was so strong I it blew the fethers of gthe bird. I clentched harder and the bird eyes popped out. I let it go. I see the fart burn in the bird feathers. I sniff it and almost faint. Damn that was strong one. I look towards the sunset the wind blowing into my fur. I feel it. No the fart rash. But the wind. I decide to run. And I never felt lost again.
I get on all fours. I nudge the door and whimper. My owner has left me on the street. I feel helpless. I meow towards the door hoping for a bark back. Nothing. Suddinglen I am attacked by a bird. SWACK SQUACK. I let my inner bird and take flight. This is my time. COCK A DOODLE DOO. Goodbye cruel world. I will see you later.
As the wind blows. And the grass dies. Queen Athora stands her ground. Wathcing her army at battle. She looks at the skye. Darkness with just stars. Always the same. She looks back at her army as they apprach the master. WIth a swing of a sword they win, they win freedom, peace, and happyniess. With all of this the lord Yerthryn of the sky celebrates too. He was so happy he accidently made the sky reflect of the ocean to tun the sky blue. Queen Athora loved the sky so much she demanded it stay the same. So the lord kept it the same. But many people say that when the sky is cloudy someone has angered him.
Everyone knows it. All everyone wants in life is to be free. A random dude named
Quinton wants to be free. But then why aren't we?
Universal standards. Everyone is expected to be a doctor or a vet.
I'm even expected to be one. But will I?
No. Because I AM going to be free
Others want to be free. But I need to be free. Freedom feels
Xenail to be. I need to be free