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110 reads

Atheists In Heaven

Q: "Do atheists go to heaven?"

A: "Yes they do. But they don’t believe it."

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One Time

Before I had an MRI, I had to fill out several pages of paperwork. The questionnaire asked, “Have you ever had any problems with anesthesia?”

I wrote, “No. But one time, in the operating room before surgery, the doctor was holding my head in his hands just before I went unconscious from the anesthesia and my eyes rolled back into my head and I said to him, “I’m going into the Light now.”

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86

86 is an ironic age to die, especially when you’re taking out the trash.

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Cockroach

Cockroaches can survive underwater for over thirty minutes. Why? Because they’re NOT witches. Thank you, Science.

#joke#comedy#humor#fiction#coaching

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The Principle Of Resonance

The scientific principle of resonance is defined as the increase in the amplitude of the oscillation of one system exposed to a periodic force whose frequency is equal to or nearly the same as the frequency of another system. This principle can be demonstrated easily. For example: when two violins are in a room together and they are tuned the same - if you pluck the G string on one violin, the G string on the violin across the room will vibrate.

The same principle of resonance occurs when you offer twenty dollars to pluck the G string on stripper, another stripper across the room will give you the same deal.

#joke#humor#comedy#fiction#coaching #resonance

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The Secret To Self-Help

Many people are skeptical about self-help and motivational material, but it really works. Five years ago, I bought Tony Robbins Personal Power program on CD. I left the CDs in my car, and then someone stole my car. Today, that guy runs the biggest chain of illegal chop shops in the United States!

#comedy#humor#fictiom#writing#joke

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RobertDocBarham
113 reads

Jedi

"There is no poetry only poedo." - Yoda

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Skits O’Phrenia

Look, an fMRI of a brain

reading Finnegans Wake.

I tried and acquitted

to read it in Braille,

and seizured the dei -

provided propaganda

before it was a pejorative:

a nonce sense book

unlike Borges’ Quixote short.

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Bluems

I see

Up and through

out

And to

return again

to the leafscape silhouette

of mammoth oaks

full of starshine

tiny bright

bluems

plucked by my eyes

from the indigo heavens,

a winter harvest of skylights

in the trees

tonight.

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Question

"He doesn't know what it isn't."

(What does the above statement mean to you?)

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