My Long Distance Friend

My Long Distance friend asked what would you do? "If you woke up and saw me lying right next to you? I kindly advised. That wouldn't be wise, I can say for sure I would be surprised but I probably will not believe my eyes. I'll pinch myself to see if I’m dreaming and if you're still here I’ll probably start screaming. I'll stab you to see if you're just a ghost. But that just might be doing the most, I'll check my pulse, scratch my head then look for Ashton Kutcher under my bed. And If it turns out to be true that it is really you. I’ll sincerely apologize for all the trauma I put you through. I'll welcome you with open arms, that's if you're still alive, if not I'll weep then burry you deep and take my ass right back to sleep. I'm just kidding so have no fear it will be my pleasure having you near. I'll give you a hug and a kiss my dear we’ll have a stimulating conversation. I'll make breakfast in bed and while you’re waiting, you can use your imagination.