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Why so serious?
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MsDiva in Comedy

Who Me?

I lay there day after day.

Looking at the same room day after day.

Eating my three meals day after day.

Watching the same shows day after day.

What if I made different choices?

Would I still have ended up here?

Was this fate?

Who am I?

Am I just unlucky...Yes

Am I a prisoner...Yes

Am I paralyzed...Yes

Will that stop me...No

Lol, just kidding.

Of course it will.

Do I look like a super hero???

Challenge
6 Word Story Challenge: A Fight Between Friends
Time to get pithy, Prosers! Write a six word story describing a nasty fight between two old and dear friends (based on real or imaginary experiences). Sharpen your wit and your knives and start carving out your masterpiece!
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MsDiva

I’ll never learn

And yet I love you still

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I'm just kidding
write a piece that sums up your humor as well as possible, but let's push it to the edge of PC (politically correct) as much as possible. 5 smackers to the funniest piece
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MsDiva in Comedy

Strokes - Yay or Nay

Strokes suck

Can't talk right

Can't walk

Can't feed myself

Can't live on my own

Can't sit up

Can't wipe myself

They say, try to think of the positives.

What positives?

Never have to hold a conversation with someone if I don't want to.

No one asks me to run to the store for them.

I'm always on a romantic date with my partner feeding me.

I'll never be lonely since someone is always here.

Never have to worry about getting dizzy if I sit up too fast.

Never have to experience my fingers ripping through the toilet paper when I wipe my ass.

Ok, maybe this ain't so bad after all.