Limericks

Here are some limericks for the challenge. I hope you like them!

A Funny Little Boy

There once was a dashing old tree,

Which may have harassed a bee,

According to a boy,

Who went and got an axe toy,

And started hitting the oak at three.

That Guy

There's this guy who goes to the store,

And breaks many cans on the floor,

He said he wouldn't buy

All the damaged supply,

So he is banned from the store heretofore.