How to be a Guitarist

1.) Be attractive.

2.)Learn only one song, preferably Wonder Wall.

3.) Bring your guitar everywhere. This includes but is not limited to bonfires, house parties, baby christenings, etc... but under no circumstances, ask permission to play. A guitarist performs no matter how the audience feels.

4.) Always bring it up in conversation that you play guitar, like a person who brags they go to Yale or Julliard.

5.) Live off your parents or a significant other, because you are pursuing your music career and cannot work another job.

5.) Have your whole persona be guitar related. Your room should be covered in guitar paraphernalia, specifically that one poster that has guitar chords on it.

6.) Wear a guitar pick on your person, this will show that you play guitar to the world.

7.) Dress like a hipster.

8.) Exclusively hang out in local coffee shops.

9.) Preform at open mic nights and think you will get your big break.

10.) Think you're hot shit.

And that friends, is how to be a guitarist!