Teacher: Hey what do you call a cow jumping a barbed wire fence?
Also Teacher: Utter destruction.
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Mom: Hey, honey how was school today?
Son: Great there was a kidnapping at school.
Mom: What? Is he ok?
Son: Oh he was fine he woke up five minutes later.
ha ha ha I am very funny .
My soul has left my body now
But please don’t be sad
We all have to leave at some point
We all know how it ends
Many die of old age
Some are stolen away
I chose to take my own life
That choice was up to me.
I’ve been very miserable
With every breath I take
It hurts to stay alive, you see
So I decided to stop that pain
I know that this will hurt you
But I hope that you move on
Just know that your baby
Can now rest in peace
So now I can finally say
What needs to be said
Mom, Dad, Grandpa, Grandma