Sadly, general stupidity seems to be the one and only resource that this planet will never run out of.

Be sure and eat your vegetables every day so you can live to be around 75 and die just like everyone else.

The golden era of television was when it didn't cost $150 dollars a month to watch it.

The optimist and the pessimist are forever slaves to their outlook, it is only the realist who is free to observe things exactly as they are.

If I could go one hundred years without speaking of the things I've done, I'd gladly close my eyes without saying a word and never wake up again.

Isn't it a little bit ironic that the masses escape reality by sitting at home watching well dramatized "reality" shows?

When I'm six feet under in a box full of nails, I hope the whiskey in my veins leaks out and chokes the worms so I can say one last fuck you to this god forsaken world.

It's always been interesting to me that both love and hate can destroy everything.

Interesting people will always interest me, boring people will always bore me, and everyone else will just get pushed down a flight of stairs.