There once was a girl named Sarah

Who had frequent hemorrhoid flare-ups

She put on some cream

She started to screamWhen a cute guy asked her what's up

She was beautiful but nobody saw her . . . 

On the outside she was a gorgeous, beautiful woman. Everyone liked her and she was always the most popular. On the inside she is a dark monster. A twisted, cruel woman. Only her victims knew of this side. She kept it hidden and locked away. During the day she would party, but during the night she would kill. Nobody living every saw this side of her. 

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